June 2012
25 posts
I'm sorry, future children, but you'll have to...
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I use Glee more for reaction gifs than I do actual...
oddityball asked: Oh my god, you seriously found me on tumblr. XD I post porn that I like on here, people from FBook can't find me on here! I'm seriously laughing my butt off. Hi.
You know what's kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
It means, “You are a part of me, a part that I could never live without. And I hope and I pray that I...
flyinginafriendshipship:
twelve-jammy-badgers:
Plot twist: I’m Harry Potter.
Well this is awk… because I’m Harry Potter.
guys. I’m Harry Freakin’ Potter.
imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
Watchlizrizmatiz:
juliantalens:
anditslove:
SICK!
….. My mind is blown forever…. i just… woah… THE POSSIBLITIES!!!!!!
May 2012
526 posts
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
thegestianpoet:
a facebook add-on that plays an audio clip of alan rickman’s character in sweeny todd yelling “YOU GANDERD” whenever someone looks at your profile
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
WHAT IF WE ALL TURNED INTO NOODLES IN A SPLIT SECOND?
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
conksucker:
oncelerswaifu:
when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims
when
