Office by Alex Penny
Mount Doom. Ride Doom. Buy Doom eggs in the morning. 
my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????
I’m so confused??????
Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.
THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN
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how am I expected to make real life decisions when I still go up the stairs on all fours
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when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
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Respect the chair!
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What sort of folks do terrorists hire?
Al Qaedsa people
